Alright everyone take a look over here
Stand up and put down your favorite mug of beer.
I'm gunna take u back to the good ol days
Back when u were Rockin leather jackets like happy days,
And players hit real home runs like willie mays
Remember when there was no CGI
Bad guys got away scott free without CSI
Watchin miami vice after dinner eatin,
Then learned a lesson from alex p keaten
I remember Disney made good flicks like aladin and the lion king
No american idol where everyone thinks they can sing
TV was actually worth your prime time
And it was cool to get on nickelodeon for that gooey green slime
Movie effects where done very poorly
But everyone wanted to be like funny cop axel foley
U didn't wanna be runnin from COPS singin BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS...
Less u thought they where will smith n martin lawrence from BAD BOYS
You went to bed with a buddy named glow bug
U didn't have baggy pants wantin to be a hardcore thug
Because you had Teddy Ruxpin and lite bright
tellin girls "come dream with me tonight"
Everyone had the famous block called lego
And the hot phrase was "hey lego my ego"
Ill even take u back to the after school snack
Twinkies and the round fruit roll ups
Drinkin kool aid outta party cups
Remember JD Roth on Fun House,
And the american tail of a talkin mouse?
Well go back in doc browns time machine
Fighting crime like a mutant teen
And wantin to paint your face green
I liked the days of no 360 or PS3
U in cally and I'm in PA!?
Dag dude, aint no way that we can play
You had to invite your friend over the traditional way!
If u got kids u always have to say
"Well back in my day.."
If you where rich u had the Zack Morris cell phone
And no one had the hottest ring tone
If u wanted to hook up u actually had to have game and meet at your place
No options to just go on myspace
And end up stranded on 1st base
Cuz her picture wasn't even her real face!
Let's fast forward to the current date
High School reunions are going to be obsolete,
Old bully from high school finds u on facebook, just hit delete.
Aint no real reason to actually meet!
iphones and blackberrys make everything a lot more easy
But at the same time can make a grown man sleazy
Like textin teens tryin to get em out they dress
Amazing how u can get out of a traffic mess,
Break out that trusty slick GPS
type in the address u even get corrections
No need to ask pizan for bad directions!
Blockbuster is doing some shady tricks
Gettin put outta business by online place called Netflix
Watch the latest movie with 3 easy clicks
Would u like to show an old friend a picture?
No problem, upload it to Flickr
This option makes it a heck of a lot quicker
You just found out your boss is making u work late and can't watch your favorite tv show,
not a problem cuz that's why someone invented TiVo
Enabling you to watch prime time on your own dime.
Ghotbusters used to be the best exterminator,
Now california has its own terminator
And it seems heaven sent we now have a black president..... who's making very smart CHANGES and REARANGES
Even Back in '96 tupac said he wanted "changes"
"We gotta make a change. Its time for us as a people to start makin some changes. let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live, and let's change the way we treat each other. You see the old way wasn't workin so its on us to do what we gotta do...to survive "
I remember great stuff like nick at night
and no one promoting any internet site
Biff always wanted to know if anybody was home
While u played with a NERF toy made outta foam.
Parents never let u see an R rated tape
So u watched cartoons in your superman cape
U can't forget those raisins who heard it through the gape vine
And Marty McFly going back in time
Along with McGruff tellin you to take a bite outta crime.
I Remember videos actually played on MTV
And that crazy VJ named Bill Bellamy
The boys used to love watchin their Rock n Jock
While all the girls went nuts for New Kids on the Block
U said off the wall things from beavis n butt-head
and thought everything was "EXCELLENT!" from Bill and Ted
Let's go back to when lucas was the only one to own the power glove,
And the big kids in arcades showing u no love.
Bart Simpson would always say, "don't have a cow man!"
And Al Bundy had his own club called "No Ma'am"
Now u sit back and watch re-runs of Viva La Bam
Toll booth willie always wanted u to pay,
then his customers would curse at him and drive away
Everyone was amazed by Jurassic Park,
Then you went to bed after the show Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Everyone knew Denver was the last dinosaur,
And the guy sayin "Buler" was such a bore.
GI Joe taught you that knowing is half the battle,
Then this show Hey Dude showed u how to ride a saddle.
Camp Anawanna, we hold you in a hearts,
But there was no way you would share your favorite pop-tarts
I remember that tasty gum named bubble yum
and when kids wore these shirts that read B.U.M.
I can't say I was coo coo for cocoa puffs
But I do remember pee wee gettin hauled away in hand cuffs.
And I bet no one remembers the sarcasm of Christian Slater in that movie Kuffs
Bob Saget always showed you home videos,
And that animated bee always wanted u to buy his cheerios!
Go on an adventure with Chip n Dales
Then stay for scrooge mcduck and his duck tails
Jim Henson was known for his fraggle rock
Then on halloween you dressed up like a silverhawk
Levar Burton didn't want you to take his word for it,
But MC Hammer thought he was too legit to quit.
I remember when Kriss Kross wanted to make you jump,
And everyone had to have the latest Reebok pump
Just when you thought u could drop outta school
Mr T would step in and Pitty the Fool!