Friday, December 25, 2009

What Decade is this...

Alright. Think of Billy Joel when you read the following:

Berlin Wall, Golf War, Invasion of Kuwait, World Wide Web
No More Soviet Union, Internet more popular then the television,
Hubble Telescope, sheep getting cloned, high on smack and dope
PCP, PCs, CDs, DVDs, and MP3s, high speed DSL, and watching Keenan and Kel
Super Nintendo, Sega Genisis, Mortal Komat, Pokemon, Doom and Quake, then Sony PlayStation Rules all of this.
Microsoft Windows, Politicians doing Blow, Al Gore, MTV, still at war, Clinton caught with a whore.
Hip Hop, pop music, Britney SPears, Outing Queers, n Sync and Backstreet boys while Goth Music is considered noise,
Princess Di, Dr Suess, River Phoenix, John Candy, Richard Nixon, Red Foxx And Bob Ross
George Burns, Biggie Smalls, 2pac, Mickey Mantel and Joe Dimaggio

Movies using GGI, Jurassic Park, Titanic, Terminator 2, Toy Story 1 and 2, Star Wars flicks, doin crazy tricks in The Matrix
Independence Day, CG Alien, Forrest Gump along with Lieutenant Dan.

Tiger Woods, Ken Griffey Jr, Tanya Harding, Nancy Karagen, and Michael Jordans back again
Shaquille O Niel, Courts Appeal, steroids, Venus and Serena, Wachovia gets its own arena
Lance Armstrong, Wayne Gretzky, Sosa n McGuire fighting for the top, while WcW is a Flop.
Magic Johnsons HIV, crazy Charles Barkley, Dennis Rodmans hair, i dont really frickin care!

Soccer moms, mini vans, SUVs and Beanie Babies
Talking Furbies, Tickle Me Elmo, Tai Chi and also fighting Tai Bo.
Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, Breakfast Cereals, Beavis and Butt Head, bad movies like Judge Dred.
Seinfeld, Baywatch, AL Bundy, and Friends, x-files is sci-fi, Simpsons and the Family Guy.

I will have an update for '00-'09. All the shit that happened then. :-)

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